Several men are in the locker room of a
golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings
and a man engages the hands free speaker
function and begins to talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2008 Models. I saw
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the
house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an
offer of $900,000. They will probably take it.
If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's
really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you
so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone knows who this
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