A bear walks into a bar in
Billings , Montana  and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. 
The bartender approaches 
and says, "We don't serve 
beer to bears in bars in Billings ." 
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. 
The bartender tells him 
again, more forcefully, 
"We don't serve beer 
to belligerent bears in 
bars in Billings ." 
The bear, very angry 
now, says, "If you don't 
serve me a beer, I'm 
going to eat that lady 
sitting at the end of 
the bar " 
The bartender says, 
"Sorry, we don't serve 
beer to belligerent, 
bully bears in bars in 
Billings " 
The bear goes to the 
end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. 
He comes back to his seat 
and again demands a beer. 
The bartender states, 
"Sorry, we don't serve 
beer to belligerent, bully 
bears in bars in Billings 
who are on drugs." 
The bear says, "I'm 
NOT on drugs." 
...You're gonna love 
this........

  
The bartender says, 
"You are now. That 
was a barbitchyouate .