This past spring Wantagh's school budget was not passed. Some residents of the town put together an organization called Wantagh Save Our Students, Wantagh SOS. Their goal is to raise enough money so that every single after school program is saved. Not some but every. The total needed to reach that goal is $680,000. These people have done a terrific job and through the generosity of the fine people and businesses of Wantagh and others such as Tom Suozzi and Mike Franesca, have raised over $550,000 so far which is an LI record for school fundraising.

A Nursery school teacher says to her class, 'Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?'First a little girl says 'The sky is defi

A bear walks into a bar inBillings , Montana  and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings ." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings ." 

SORRY - THIS FUNDRAISER'S DATE IS BEING MOVED INTO SEPTEMBER...NEW DATE TBA 

A farmer walks into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asks, “May I help you?”The farmer says, “Yeah.

It's 4AM.... Sal & Michelle are fast asleep when their phone rings. Sal, all annoyed, picks up the phone. "Hello," he says, "What? How should I know? I don't live by the ocean!" He hangs up. Michelle, puzzled, asks, "Who was that?" Sal responds, "Some guy asking if the coast is clear!" 

Little Tony had been playing outside with the other kids for a while

How long is a hare on a rabbit?

About 10 seconds